Group Routine: “Scream” by Kelis, contemporary choreographed by Sonya Tayeh
Kate: This was pretty good I thought, good partnerning and separate dancing. And masks.
Erica: Yeah. I’m really into Sonya Tayeh this year.
Kate: But you can tell that Eliana really stands out from the other 2 chicks.
Erica: Well, all the group choreographers have been featuring her heavily. Because she’s the best. Duh.
Kate: I am supremely freaked out by Sonya having a full head of hair.
Kate: FINALLY! This is the Cat we know and love! Does the dress have a super-weird, almost-ugly pattern? Sure! Does the silhoutte still look absolutely great on her? Most definitely!
Erica: Yeah, despite the weirdness of the dress, she looked pretty good.
Kate: And her hair and makeup are appropriately sultry. Glad it’s the second-to-last episode and she’s finally looking normal.
Erica: Maybe next season they’ll go back to her usual elegance.
Kate: Weeeeee I love when Christina Applegate judges!
Erica: ME TOO! SO MUCH!
Tiffany & Season 2 Champion Benji: “What I Like About You” by Lilix, jive choreographed by Jean-Marc Genereux
Kate: Pretty sure I did a cheer routine to this song — particularly this version of this song — and it was even cornier than this, if you can imagine.
Erica: I loved this. I don’t care that it’s corny. I love a jive. It makes me happy. And this was a really good one.
Kate: I thought they were pretty great together and very in sync when dancing separate, and she did that super cool leg lift thing over his head.
Erica: Yeah. She did great. They did great together.
Kate: But, this was jive/swing? It felt a bit more jazzy/Broadway to me no?
Erica: It was a straight-up jive. I don’t understand what’s confusing to you about this. But let’s talk about the real issue here. Benji, dear, you have grown into a man.
Witney’s Solo: “Malaguerna” by Brian Setzer ’68 Comeback Special
Kate: Horrible. Actually horrible. Instead of shimmying her shoulders all around this time she shimmied her stupid half-dress thing all around. This was the first time I genuinely didn’t like anything about her performance.
Erica: The solos were short this time, right?
Kate: The solos are pointless every. Single. Time. Right?
Cole & Season 8’s Melanie: “Too Close” by Alex Clare, jazz choreographed by Sonya Tayeh
Kate: Oh I love this song. And Alex Clare. Er you might like him.
Erica: I liked this song.
Kate: But this seemed to actually be the wrong song choice if Sonya wanted me to believe Cole was representing “love”? The routine was good but not too memorable.
Erica: Well, he wasn’t “love” so much as he was “freedom”. From the one he loved. So, uh, that. But yeah, I agree. Good but not great. I have to say, they really try to sell Cole as this “does his own style” maverick-y untrained guy but he’s so clearly trained in a lot of things and just also has added his martial arts stuff to create something new out of a whole lot of learning.
Chehon’s Solo: “Way Back Home” by District 78
Kate: Wow he busted out some weird stuff this week huh? The music sounded like it came from Cyrus’s collection.
Erica: He’s so very good-looking.
Kate: His leaps and turns and legs in general are just sickeningly good.
Eliana & Season 4’s Twitch: “Please Mr. Postman” (District 78 Remix) by The Marvelettes, hip-hop choreographed by Chris Scott
Kate: Holy sh!t.
Erica: See, I was not super-thrilled.
Kate: I love this concept, I love this song, I love this remix of this song, I love this pair together; damn right Chris, Eliana IS funky! Bah!
Erica: I did love the song and the concept.
Kate: I NEED to be wearing her outfit. But not with a black bra.
Erica: Really? Underwhelmed by her outfit.
Kate: You know, I almost didn’t watch Twitch at all in this, she was that good. Her feet weren’t as quick as his but she was very…What’s the word? Magnetic.
Erica: They are both magnetic but I felt like this could have been better. There were moves that seemed unfinished and I really think she could have handled a little more . . . something. I don’t know. I thought they looked better in the rehearsal footage than they did on stage.
Kate: Well then that’s the fault of Chris Scott, not them. And um can I do that dance convention thing in Vegas please? When is it?
Tiffany’s Solo: “Just the Way You Are by Carmen Reece
Kate: Basically the same as last week’s.
Erica: I liked a girl singing this song.
Kate: Well, you know how I feel about the other person who sings this song.
Chehon & Season 6’s Kathryn – “Eli, Eli (A Walk to Caesarea)” by Sophie Milman, contemporary choreographed by Tasty Oreo
Kate: So the judges loved this, and I didn’t. I still love Chehon, duh, but maybe I just wasn’t in the mood for such an emotional routine because I really didn’t get it…What is so dramatic about living out of a suitcase?
Erica: You didn’t get it because for reasons I really don’t understand, they refused to say what it was about.
Kate: And there was that weird stumble when she climbed onto his back. Also, since when does he have an accent?
Erica: I think his accent is just a result of him being from everywhere. But let’s go back to this. Tyce said in the rehearsal footage, “In history, there’s been so many tragic events” and that this piece was about how you deal with the anguish of having gone through one of these generic “tragic events” and then have nothing left to you but a suitcase. The song was “Eli, Eli,” which, for those of you who don’t know, is a very popular Jewish song, the lyrics of which come from a poem by Hannah Szenes, a Jewish woman who tried to rescue Holocaust victims and was executed for her efforts. It was even used in Schindler’s List; it is a song very recognizably tied to the Holocaust. (The lyrics are quite lovely, actually. Here’s a link.) They dressed Kathryn in a very 1940s-refugee-ish dress. Then Nigel mentioned specifically all of the immigrants “in the ’40s” who came here with nothing but a suitcase, which, you know, there have been countless immigrants over countless decades who’ve come to these shores with nothing but a suitcase. He said specifically the ’40s, when a huge number of those immigrants were Holocaust survivors. And yet no one said the word “Holocaust.” Why? Why did that happen? I don’t get it. I want to call anti-Semitism, but I know my anti-Semitism trigger is a little jumpy sometimes. So let’s just call it weird?
Kate: Um, yea, if it was about the Holocaust, why didn’t they just say so? They have no problem over-talking about all other types of tragedies and deaths. I really was very confused.
Cole’s Solo: “Night of the Wolf” by Nox Arcana
Kate: Typical. He is wearing a skirt. I love his mom.
Erica: She’s the most enthusiastic mom in the world. She’s so cute.
Witney & Season 8’s Marko: “No Nothing” by Curtis & Reinhard feat. Blaire, lyrical jazz choreographed by Ray Leeper
Kate: Maybe she’s having second thoughts because that cotton-candy thing is her wedding dress. Cool stained glass lighting effect though.
Erica: Zoe designed that dress, too.
Kate: Wow, I had forgotten how great Marko is. This was a cool routine but I don’t think she proved she is as good as, let alone better than, Eliana (as IF) or Tiffany. Some of the running and jumping was very anticlimactic.
Erica: I didn’t love the choreography. I was kind of bored.
Eliana’s Solo: “I Will Follow You Into the Dark” by Death Cab
Erica: I love this song!
Kate: Me too. But…I would put money on the fact that if directly competing with Chehon, her leaps turns and legs and general aren’t quite as good as his. She is obviously more likeable, though
Erica: She is also way more adaptable.
Cyrus & Season 4’s Comfort: “Cinema” (Skrillex Remix) by Benny Benassi feat. Gary Go, dub step choreographed by Chris Scott
Kate: As soon as they said “Cyrus”, “Comfort” and “dub step” in the same sentence I though, “Oh jeez what are we in for now?”
Erica: I was so excited for Comfort. I love her.
Kate: Why was she practicing with all that jewelry on?! Dance Rules 101 people!
Kate: I thought the beginning was horrible and slow and the song was stupid, but then it picked up when they did all the synchronized hand things. They seemed very effortlessly together and fluid, but I cannot for the life of me separate this from regular old hip-hop.
Erica: Yeah, I don’t know. But I did like it.
Kate: But please God do not let this guy win.
Erica: He is going to win for the boys. America apparently loves him.
Witney & Chehon: “Where Have You Been” by Rihanna, cha-cha choreographed by Jean-Marc Genereux
Kate: Hey she danced to that last week!
Erica: Here’s a thing I am noticing. Not so much with that song, but Rihanna has more than one song in which she’s saying, “I am not capable of making emotionally healthy decisions in my relationships. Please help.” Including one song that is literally called “S.O.S.”
Kate: Well, I’m pretty sure she is a certified crazy person. Anyway, you could definitely tell he was quite uncomfortable up there, but he was still very precise in his movements. That lift messup made me cringe, and then I think they messed up a few other things so she then became almost as uncomfortable as he was, and by the end I think she wanted to scratch his eyes out because she was mad he made her look bad.
Erica: There were a lot of moments where they definitely looked like they had to think about the next step.
Kate: When can I see him dance with Eliana dammit?!
Cyrus’s Solo: “Harem” by Sarah Brightman
Erica: These solos were too short to really show anything this week. They should have just cut them.
Eliana & Cole: “Adagio for Strings” by Brno Philharmonic Orchestra, contemporary choreographed by Mia Michaels
Kate: Oh, Cole is doing “hatred” again, how unique MIA. This was actually quite beautiful and dramatic, I had chills at the end when they did that silent scream thing.
Erica: I thought it was awesome EXCEPT for the silent scream thing. Well, not that it was bad, but that was, like, three dances tonight with screams. Choreographers? You all okay?
Kate: But…Um…Rams, Mia?
Erica: She’s so weird. But in a totally awesome way. I thought this was great.
Tiffany & Cyrus: “Treat Me Rough (Girl Crazy)” by Debbie Gravitte, Broadway choreographed by Spencer Liff
Kate: She was great in this, very passionate. He was O-kay, not as good as she was but still fun to watch. Good use of prop (for once) with the tie.
Erica: Yeah, it was. I thought they were super-cute and I liked her more than I usually do.
Kate: Is it just me or did Cat look royally pissed off about something all night? Maybe it was the sultry makeup?<
Erica: Really? I thought she was even more cheerful than normal. But I wasn’t paying that close attention.
Kate: Oh my goodness that wheelchair dance made me so very nervous. He was really dancing in a wheelchair though, so that’s impressive. And dangerous.
Erica: I . . . didn’t watch. Because I’m a bad person. And I had to get this out before leaving to pick up my daughter from preschool.
Kate: Not at all surprised by the results, but does that mean Tiffany had MORE votes than Eliana?! Unacceptable, America.
Erica: It doesn’t necessarily mean that. I think they knew that there was more suspense in the Witney/Eliana question than a Tiffany/Witney question. I hope, anyway, that that’s the reason. If Tiffany wins the girls over Eliana, even though she’s very good, America, we are through. Through.
Kate: DON’T FORGET PEOPLE, THE FINALE IS ON TUESDAY NEXT WEEK! TUESDAY NOT WEDNESDAY!