8 Shocking Things Only Jewish Brunettes from New Jersey who were ’90s Teens Understand – THAT WILL CHANGE HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD!

1. I have unique and complex thoughts about this subject.

They can be summed up thusly:

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2. Thing you never noticed in a thing you loved in the ’90s:

Did you know Rickie Vasquez in MSCL was GAY?! OMFG, you guys, I didn’t notice that (even though it was, actually, like, a multi-episode spanning plot point)!

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3. We hated Basic Bitches before everyone else did!

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But I still love my Starbucks PSL! LOL 😉

4. Bagels, pizza, diners, hummus

5. Can you believe they revived My Little Pony?!

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I’m sooooooooo old, you guys.

6. Question that Jewish Brunettes from New Jersey who were ’90s Teens are sick of hearing:

How are you?

Like, how am I? How am I? I can’t even.

 

7.  Disney princesses!

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Am I right?!

 

8. Dawson was the original Nice Guy:

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But Pacey is still a hottie. Pacey crush 4eva!

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So, the Internet – I’m doing it right!

 

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