8 Shocking Things Only Jewish Brunettes from New Jersey who were ’90s Teens Understand – THAT WILL CHANGE HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD!

1. I have unique and complex thoughts about this subject.

They can be summed up thusly:

 

 

2. Thing you never noticed in a thing you loved in the ’90s:

Did you know Rickie Vasquez in MSCL was GAY?! OMFG, you guys, I didn’t notice that (even though it was, actually, like, a multi-episode spanning plot point)!

3. We hated Basic Bitches before everyone else did!

But I still love my Starbucks PSL! LOL 😉

4. Bagels, pizza, diners, hummus

5. Can you believe they revived My Little Pony?!

I’m sooooooooo old, you guys.

6. Question that Jewish Brunettes from New Jersey who were ’90s Teens are sick of hearing:

How are you?

Like, how am I? How am I? I can’t even.

 

7.  Disney princesses!

Am I right?!

 

8. Dawson was the original Nice Guy:

But Pacey is still a hottie. Pacey crush 4eva!

So, the Internet – I’m doing it right!